The Sneezing Orgasms
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen...
View ArticleThe Senior and the ‘smart’ Lawyer
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior...
View ArticleThe Smart Little Girl and the Congressman
A Georgia Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a...
View ArticleThe Presidential Parachutes
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Sarah Palin said, “I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American...
View ArticleFrozen Crabs and the Blonde Stewardess
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He...
View ArticleIntersecting Planes
So today in geometry, my teacher said “Adam, give me an example of two planes intersecting, and don’t say 9/11.” This is now my favorite teacher. By: adam baker
View ArticleFunny 9/11 Jokes
First, we would like to say that 9/11 was a horrible event and really isn’t a joking matter. That being said, there are a few jokes out there on the Internet that are not totally in bad taste, what do...
View ArticleThe Confession
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?’ The rabbi...
View ArticleThe Jewish and Chinese Co-Pilots
The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to...
View ArticleSouthwest Airlines Joke – Baby Planes
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