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The New TSA Security Signs

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The Sneezing Orgasms

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen...

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The Senior and the ‘smart’ Lawyer

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior...

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The Smart Little Girl and the Congressman

A Georgia Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk.  I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a...

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The Presidential Parachutes

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Sarah Palin said, “I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American...

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Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He...

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Intersecting Planes

So today in geometry, my teacher said “Adam, give me an example of two planes intersecting, and don’t say 9/11.” This is now my favorite teacher. By: adam baker

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Funny 9/11 Jokes

First, we would like to say that 9/11 was a horrible event and really isn’t a joking matter. That being said, there are a few jokes out there on the Internet that are not totally in bad taste, what do...

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The Confession

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?’ The rabbi...

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The Jewish and Chinese Co-Pilots

The Air Canada plane leaves  Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to...

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Southwest Airlines Joke – Baby Planes

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